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thespacegoat:

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

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and now to this day people still think he said it

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that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

Posted 1 day ago / 199,782 notes / Via: thatfunnyblog

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

(Source: 1985panties)

Posted 1 day ago / 201,414 notes / Via: deadcatinternetcafe

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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Posted 1 day ago / 220,506 notes / Via: lovequotesrus

lovequotesrus:

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

Everything you love is here

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Posted 1 day ago / 12,904 notes / Via: deadcatinternetcafe
Alright guys listen up!

zubat:

novacaineexe:

The Newton County animal shelter in Indiana is going to be shut down.

Why is this such a big deal? Because It’s a no kill shelter.

Newton County does not want to fund a no kill shelter anymore.

The dogs in there have until August 1st, until they are killed.

So people need to adopt them, or help fund it, and get it to $3000.

This is honestly so important. Please share and help fund it if possible!

Posted 1 day ago / 107,376 notes / Via: deadcatinternetcafe
  • Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
  • New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
  • Tourist:
  • Tourist:
  • Tourist:
  • Tourist: I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.
Posted 1 day ago / 47,392 notes / Via: deadcatinternetcafe

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

Posted 1 day ago / 245,522 notes / Via: deadcatinternetcafe

ordon-village:

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

leave

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Posted 1 day ago / 181,614 notes / Via: deadcatinternetcafe

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.


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